The little black dress was a big hit last night. I was a little put off when I put on a stunning, new coat over it and was told it made me look larger. I was encouraged by the complements. Never will I be that thin again as I did in my red coat, but my new, little black dress worked well. I bet it serves me well for a lot of years.
I’ve been apologizing, it seems, for days. Yes, I certainly shouldn’t have said that, I should never have gotten all wound up like that, I apologize, I apologize. Goodness, where did all that stinking panic come from; nothing’s worth the huge fuss I made…shame on me. Perhaps it was because I failed two tests for Alzheimer’s in the latest AARP magazine.
So I step out of myself and the virago I have become to find my ISP, Internet Service Provider down. It’s up, it’s down. Sometimes all you can do is laugh and enjoy the little black dress.