The little black dress was a big hit last night. I was a little put off when I put on a
stunning, new coat over it and was told it made me look larger. I was encouraged by the complements. Never will I be that thin again as I did in my red coat, but my new,
little black dress worked well. I bet it
serves me well for a lot of years.
I’ve been apologizing, it seems, for days. Yes, I certainly shouldn’t have said that, I
should never have gotten all wound up like that, I apologize, I apologize. Goodness, where did all that stinking panic
come from; nothing’s worth the huge fuss I made…shame on me. Perhaps it was because I failed two tests for
Alzheimer’s in the latest AARP magazine.
So I step out of myself and the virago I have become to find
my ISP, Internet Service Provider down. It’s
up, it’s down. Sometimes all you can do
is laugh and enjoy the little black dress.
What huge fuss? What did I miss?
ReplyDeleteWhere's the photo of the little black dress? I had one and then washed it -- should have been dry cleaned. The outside shrank, but the liner didn't. Damn me.
Maybe mother was afraid you would push her overboard.
ReplyDeleteQuit taking those tests. Love the photo of you.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell if you are going or coming on the Round the World excursion. So, were you one of the passengers. Hard to believe you were onlookers, dressed to the nines. Can you believe we wore such short clothes?
ReplyDeleteYou have got to admit, Babe, that you have the best smile this side of the planet...little black dress or not. If you failed the test, I think that means you don't have it...right???
ReplyDeleteYou looked so pretty in that outfit. Nice hair cut too.
ReplyDeleteAn insurance policy required a memory test...over the phone. They asked for lists of animals, presidents, cities, colors, continents...and then asked a question about something at the beginning of the call. Very tricky. I was convinced I had failed, but learned that you have to be pretty far gone to actually fail. Agree that you have a million dollar smile.
ReplyDeleteHow great to find the right LBD.
ReplyDeleteYou look so chic - and it is not easy in a minicoat - in the top photo. Your mother was probably standing back so the camera could catch her lovely daughter.
I would run a mile from Alz tests.